Why are some safe injection zones non-smoking?

Can I be a member of an Anti-Association Association?  Wouldn't I be protesting myself?

If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose meese?

Why does Phillip get mad at a cow for putting a T Bone in the middle of  his steak?

If the only difference between a rut and grave are it's dimensions, why don't we bury people in ruts? 

You ever notice how what we do doesn't make any sense at all to little kids?  They thing we're nuts.  They may be right.

Why do we worry so much about our death when we haven't figured out what we're doing while we're alive?

More ramblings later.